Stories
Disco Fever by Renohotness Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: You stand for everything that he despises. People like him are the reason you earned a badge. Sure, opposites can attract but teaming up against a gun toting cult isn't exactly helping the odds.

You x Sharky Boshaw

Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Faith Seed, Hurk Drubman Jr., Mary May, Nick Rye, Pastor Jerome, Sharky Boshaw, Sheriff Whitehorse
Genres: Angst, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Ficlet
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Language, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1432 Read Count: 240
[Report This] Published: 04/22/18 Updated: 06/06/18
He's A Rebel by Absinthe Rated: K+ [Reviews - 0]
Summary: He's always good to me
Always treats me tenderly

Eli Palmer/Reader
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Other
Genres: General
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 397 Read Count: 166
[Report This] Published: 11/09/19 Updated: 11/09/19
Summary: After your breakup with John you ran off to your only friends in Hope County to mend a broken heart: by revenge killing a handful of The Flock. However, he hasn't seemed to have gotten over you either.
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Hurk Drubman Jr., John Seed, Mary May
Genres: Angst, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 496 Read Count: 215
[Report This] Published: 10/21/18 Updated: 10/21/18
Jesus Mug by Absinthe Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary: You're late to a super important cult meeting, but aren't going to go without our trusty beverage cup.
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: John Seed, Joseph Seed
Genres: Comedy, General
Story Type: Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121 Read Count: 116
[Report This] Published: 10/03/18 Updated: 10/03/18
Mercy by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What if the Deputy spared John in the end.
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: John Seed, Other
Genres: Angst
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1294 Read Count: 228
[Report This] Published: 05/17/18 Updated: 05/18/18
Summary: Jacob’s newest assistant plays mind games with the Deputy.

Reader/Jacob Seed
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Jacob Seed
Genres: Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble, Non-smut
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 251 Read Count: 120
[Report This] Published: 07/09/18 Updated: 07/09/18
Summary: The Deputy has been kidnapped by cultists, and brought to an isolated compound to be interrogated by Joseph and John Seed. However she isn't making things easy for them.

Joseph Seed/Deputy/John Seed
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Hurk Drubman Jr., John Seed, Joseph Seed, Sharky Boshaw
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, General
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 639 Read Count: 83
[Report This] Published: 03/17/19 Updated: 03/17/19
Troublemaker by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Dep’s day of joyriding around Hope County. (Reader/John Seed)
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: John Seed, Sharky Boshaw
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 439 Read Count: 138
[Report This] Published: 06/10/18 Updated: 06/10/18
Wrists by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Joseph sees the reader feeling depressed, and wants to talk with her.
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Joseph Seed
Genres: General
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Self-harm
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 202 Read Count: 101
[Report This] Published: 08/05/18 Updated: 08/05/18