Warnings: Crude Humor
Other Results: 17 Series
Stories
Summary: You’re listening to one of you’re all time favorites “I Need A Man” by Eurythmics, and decide to bully a certain detective while you’re at it.

You/L
Categories: Death Note
Characters: L, Light Yagami, Touta Matsuda
Genres: Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Name Blanks
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 332 Read Count: 1464
[Report This] Published: 10/24/13 Updated: 10/24/13
Summary: Just another regular day with Seto Kaiba.

[Reader x Seto Kaiba]


Categories: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Characters: Seto Kaiba
Genres: Comedy, Parody, Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble, One-Shot, Original Fanfiction
Warnings: Anime, Crude Humor, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 101 Read Count: 1843
[Report This] Published: 11/05/13 Updated: 11/05/13
Summary: In which Adaar and Iron Bull bone.
A lot.
Because they're inventive and there's lots of nooks and crannies, both in Skyhold and in them.

(Adaar/The Iron Bull, various kinks)

Categories: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Characters: Iron Bull, The Inquisitor
Genres: Comedy, Erotic, PWP, Romance
Story Type: Collection
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Citrus, Crude Humor, Language, Lemon, Lime, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3287 Read Count: 935
[Report This] Published: 12/01/14 Updated: 05/19/15
Summary: Despite how much you loved him, there were times when his faults would push you over the edge.

Kiba Inuzuka x You

Response to Katz Go Rawwwrr's '10 Little Things...' Challenge on Lunaescence

Categories: Naruto
Characters: Akamaru, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Anime, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6947 Read Count: 7207
[Report This] Published: 10/26/13 Updated: 03/09/14
Summary:
ENSLAVEMENT CONTRACT

I __________ agree to be Seto Kaiba’s slave until my debt is fulfilled. I owe no more and no less than thirteen thousand dollars. I agree to be his slave for 100 days, getting paid a hundred and fifty dollars for each day. I will do whatever he says, no matter what he asks me to do. If I break this contract in anyway, Mr. Kaiba has the right to proceed with legal actions against me.

After 100 days of enslavement, I will earn my freedom.

ReaderXSeto Kaiba

Categories: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Characters: Joey Wheeler/Katsuya Jonouchi, Mokuba Kaiba, Other, Ryo Bakura, Seto Kaiba, Téa Gardner/Anzu Mazaki, Tristan Taylor/Hiroto Honda, Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi, Yugi Mutou
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Erotic, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Anime, Comic, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Language, Lemon, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2054 Read Count: 525
[Report This] Published: 02/24/15 Updated: 02/24/15
Summary: The good and the bad, the sweet and the awkward, and even the unexpected moments between you and the mysterious gunman whom you loved.

(You X Vincent)

This is a response to Ninja-chan's "101 Drabbles" challenge
Categories: Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockhart, Vincent Valentine, Yuffie Kisaragi
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Hope, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Mild Adult Situations, Name Blanks, OOC, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 430 Read Count: 3729
[Report This] Published: 11/05/13 Updated: 12/03/14
Summary: Response to Ninja-chans 101 Drabbles Challege on Lunaescence. A series of drabbles revolving around our favorite redhead at different points in his life. Not in chronological order. Rating may change. Please read and review.
Categories: Final Fantasy VII
Characters: Elena, Reno, Rude, Tseng
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Dark, Reader-insert, Romance, Tragedy
Story Type: Collection, Drabble, Flash Fic
Warnings: Character Death, Citrus, Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Name Blanks
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4239 Read Count: 1367
[Report This] Published: 03/03/14 Updated: 04/28/14
101 Ways by Felina Frenzy Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Dot slowly closed the book she was reading, enlightened. Originally picking it up as a gag read, 101 Romantic Ideas seemed liked a totally stupid book bound to waste some of her time on her day off. But as dumb as some of the ideas were, she was bored and decided what better way to spend her time than to test the 101 romantic ideas on a couple of her favorite guys down at the RnR clubhouse.
Categories: Originals
Characters: None
Genres: Comedy, General, Romance
Story Type: None
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22748 Read Count: 13703
[Report This] Published: 10/23/13 Updated: 08/06/14
5:3 by Dantya Noire Rated: MA [Reviews - 3]
Summary: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Categories: Mass Effect
Characters: Shepard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Crude Humor, Game, Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 541 Read Count: 186
[Report This] Published: 10/22/13 Updated: 10/22/13
Summary:

A collection of lemons for the most underappreciated characters and sometimes the popular ones as well. Well deserved intimate moments for everyone! Warning: it's dirty.

Various x [Reader]

Published so far:
1. Levi Ackerman
2. Older!Alphonse Elric
3. Kougami Shinya
4. Noctis Lucis Caelum
5. Seymour Guado
6. Rin Matsuoka


Categories: Attack on Titan, Final Fantasy [Series], Free!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Psycho Pass, Final Fantasy XV
Characters: Alphonse Elric, Levi, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Rin Matsuoka, Shinya Kougami
Genres: Erotic, PWP, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Citrus, Crude Humor, Language, Lemon, Lime
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10421 Read Count: 8376
[Report This] Published: 09/13/15 Updated: 07/09/17
Summary: You and the Earl were hated enemies. And you... you were the closest in a very long time... to get so close...

That was why he had to have you, to crush you, to give you his gift of hate.

Millennium Earl/You

Special gift for ElmireDolores~
Categories: D.Gray-Man
Characters: Millennium Earl, Yu Kanda
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Horror, Reader-insert, Romance, Supernatural/Paranormal
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Extreme Violence, Language, Lemon, Lime, Name Blanks, Rape
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3343 Read Count: 4607
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
Summary:

Moments with the mind-reading Noah and a mute young lady.

Wisely/You


Categories: D.Gray-Man
Characters: Wisely
Genres: Comedy, H/C, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Flash Fic, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Extreme Violence, Language, Name Blanks
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1144 Read Count: 3193
[Report This] Published: 12/30/14 Updated: 08/24/16
Summary: Every argument that the two of you had resluted the same: both of you furious and your heart breaking with each tear you shed. Little did you know that you weren't the only one dying inside.

Yamamoto X Reader X Gokudera
Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Bianchi, Gokudera Hayato, Miura Haru, Sasagawa Kyoko, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Yamamoto Takeshi
Genres: Angst, Drama, Erotic, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Anime, Crude Humor, Language, Lemon, Lime, Name Blanks
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19580 Read Count: 7330
[Report This] Published: 10/21/13 Updated: 05/01/15
Summary: A drunken black out makes for a very interesting morning.

Reader/Robin lime-ish
Categories: One Piece
Characters: Nico Robin, Other
Genres: Comedy, General, Reader-insert, Romance, Yuri
Story Type: One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Crude Humor, Language, Lime, Mild Adult Situations, Yuri
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1023 Read Count: 388
[Report This] Published: 02/23/16 Updated: 02/25/16
Summary: Matters of the mind, you were quite adept with, but matters of the heart, you could live without.

Could you?

Karasuno!Reader/Various
Categories: Haikyuu!!
Characters: Various
Genres: General, H/C, Hope, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Citrus, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Incest, Lime, Mild Adult Situations, Name Blanks, OOC
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1693 Read Count: 4801
[Report This] Published: 11/08/14 Updated: 11/19/14
Summary:
You regretted not reading a tourist's guide.

Reader x Various

Categories: Hetalia Axis Powers
Characters: America, Australia, Austria, Britain, Canada, Denmark, France, Germany, Iceland, Italy, Japan, Netherlands, Poland, Prussia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, PWP, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Comic, Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 866 Read Count: 1410
[Report This] Published: 09/22/14 Updated: 09/29/14
Summary:

Roxas was (un)content with people accepting him as some sort of singular figure fused together with his twin brother, Ventus. But a new girl has moved to town, someone from a place separate from this place where all of these idiots he's grown up with reside.

And she noticed him... away from his brother.

Some sort of combination of respect and admiration swirls in his chest for this girl--and everyone notices it.

So, what else would come of this but everyone riding him about her? Everything becomes monumentally worse when a secret is discovered. On top of that, it seems Roxas's best friend Axel has a little bet he wants to start.

.. High school sucks.

Pairing: Roxas/Reader/Ventus

-challenge by Aya_Alvares and CHiNKsquared_x on Lunaescence-


Categories: Kingdom Hearts 2
Characters: Axel, Demyx, Kairi, Naminé, Riku, Roxas, Saîx, Sora, Xaldin, Xehanort, Xemnas
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Reader-insert, Yaoi, Yuri
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Comic, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Game, Language, Lime, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Name Blanks, Yaoi, Yuri
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5010 Read Count: 946
[Report This] Published: 10/21/13 Updated: 10/21/13
Summary: Among the many vices Chastain has and will account for, her need for alcohol can sometimes be the worst to fight off, especially on days like this.

[Sequel to Cigarettes]

Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Various
Genres: Alt, Comedy, Drama, General, Hope, Romance
Story Type: Alternate Universe, One-Shot, Sequel
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language
Series: The Ultimate Pain and Joy
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5847 Read Count: 434
[Report This] Published: 02/15/14 Updated: 02/15/14
Summary: In the early 23rd century, the advent of food synthesizers decimated Earth’s veterinarians. 150 years later, your graduating class is the first to compete for jobs in a saturated market. However, your low GPA repeatedly sends your résumé to the trash bin. Meanwhile, Starfleet is clamoring for civilian vets in the wake of booming interplanetary trade. Out of options, you accept a ten year commission as an animal product inspector. 63 light years from home, on the far-flung outpost: Deep Space Nine, you are overworked, understaffed, and slowly adapting to life on the edge of the wormhole.

Too bad vet school never taught you how to deal with prevaricating tailors, naively idealistic doctors, or Cardassian voles.

You X Dr. Bashir or You X Garak
Categories: Deep Space Nine
Characters: Elim Garak, Julian Bashir
Genres: Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance, Sci-Fi
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Book, Character Death, Crude Humor, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Language, Lemon, Spoilers, TV-Show
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 50177 Read Count: 917
[Report This] Published: 01/15/14 Updated: 10/05/14
Summary: With all his little habits, he always ends up making you say, "Dammit Hayato!"

[Reader x Gokudera Hayato]
[High School!Reader x High School!Gokudera Hayato]
[TYL!Reader x TYL!Gokudera Hayato]

Response to "10 Little Things..." by FantasyAcquired on Lunaescence
Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Gokudera Hayato, Other, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Various, Yamamoto Takeshi
Genres: Comedy, General, Reader-insert, Romance, WAFF
Story Type: Flash Fic, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Anime, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 840 Read Count: 1821
[Report This] Published: 03/07/16 Updated: 09/11/16
Summary: Story continues as you and Trunks successfully arrive in the past to relay a valuable message to Goku according to plan. Afterwards, you return to your own time to train for the upcoming battle, but more surprises lie in store for you. After an important secret gets out, you must choose who to trust and where you belong.

Will these decisions strengthen your relationship with those you’ve known your whole life, or will everything fall apart and leave you heartbroken?

Mirai Trunks x Reader

Categories: Dragon Ball Z
Characters: Android 17, Android 18, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Future Trunks, Gohan, Krillin, Puar, Son Goku, Tien Shinhan, Various, Vegeta, Yamcha
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Dark, Drama, H/C, Hope, Horror, Mystery, Reader-insert, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thriller, Tragedy, WAFF
Story Type: Reader-Insert, Sequel
Warnings: Adult Situations, Anime, Character Death, Citrus, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Extreme Violence, Language, Lyrics, Name Blanks, TV-Show
Series: Streams of Time
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32554 Read Count: 4239
[Report This] Published: 12/05/13 Updated: 01/10/14
Summary:
Amor De Un Capitán
Love of a Captain


Nobody would of expected him, Trafalgar Law, to be so involved with a woman. But there you were, always beside one of the creepiest Captain's on the seas in his strange little world.

And what a Captain he was.

Reader/You X Trafalgar Law

Categories: One Piece
Characters: Trafalgar Law
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Drabble
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Extreme Violence, Language, Lemon, Lime
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37179 Read Count: 70021
[Report This] Published: 10/23/13 Updated: 07/18/15
Summary:
(Name) (Last Name). You were a successful mafia don running the show in Spain, already kicking ass at the ripe young age of 15. You held the most powerful families in the palm of your hand, made a name for yourself among the Arcobaleno, and was well-respected all around the world for your no-nonsense attitude and leadership skills. You also had your fair share of secrets and gentleman callers, but that didn't matter. A don like you technically didn't need a weapon- if the mention of your name wasn't enough, your opponent was either stupid, or a child.

Your extremely distant relative, Vongola X- also known as Tsunayoshi Sawada- just so happened to be both.

Reader x Various
Final Pairing: Reader x Undecided
Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Mystery, Reader-insert, Romance, Self-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert, Self-Insert
Warnings: Anime, Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16513 Read Count: 8300
[Report This] Published: 05/31/14 Updated: 06/03/14
Summary:

The League was the only thing you'd ever known, the only thing you cared about and you will get what you deserve no matter what you have to do. You don't care about anything else, your cause would reach fruition and they would all pay--they would all pay. What was innocence anyway?

You couldn't tell the difference.

Pairing: You/Tim [New 52/Pre-Flashpoint Mix]


Categories: Batman
Characters: Alfred Pennyworth, Batman/Bruce Wayne, Black Bat/Cassandra Cain, Nightwing/Dick Grayson, Ra's al Ghul, Red Hood/Jason Todd, Red Robin/Tim Drake, Robin/Damian Wayne, Talia al Ghul
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Dark, Drama, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Citrus, Comic, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Extreme Violence, Language, Lime, Name Blanks, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10263 Read Count: 275
[Report This] Published: 10/21/13 Updated: 10/21/13
Summary:

 

Seven days. Seven. Damn. Days. That’s a whole lot when you count your period in.

You had to give Tsuna credit for the shit he went though with Reborn.

But then… who gave us women credit for the shit we have to go through every damn day?!

Honestly, he was just going to have to deal with it

What will you do, Tsuna?

[Poor Tsuna x Reader]


Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Bianchi, Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, I-Pin, Lambo, Miura Haru, Reborn, Sasagawa Kyoko, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Various, Yamamoto Takeshi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Reader-insert, Tragedy
Story Type: Death Fic, One-Shot
Warnings: Crude Humor, Lime, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9648 Read Count: 4131
[Report This] Published: 10/30/13 Updated: 11/07/13