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Story Notes:
Just a short something I wrote on Luna a few years ago under the name record_setter (Ramen Kroger). I still find it pretty funny, so I figured I'd share it.
Vincent Valentine walks into the room and speaks into the microphone.

"I am NOT a vampire."

"I am NOT gay."

"Thank you."

Vincent drops the mic and walks out of the room.
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