Penname: Absinthe [Contact] Real name: Hannah
Member Since: 10/18/13
Membership status: Member
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Hobbyist fanfiction writer since 2010. Mostly spending my days playing video games and hoping for an end to the Covid-19 pandemic. Currently obsessed with Call of Duty again.

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Favorite Stories
A Conversation Between Friends by Becks91 Rated: K Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: You ask Ada why she hasn't told Leon her feelings for him. Leon x Ada You x Ada friendship Slight mention of you x Chris.
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Ada Wong, Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: General, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Game, No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 296 Read Count: 1161
[Report This] Published: 02/08/15 Updated: 02/08/15
Awkward Encounters by Honey and Milk Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 13]
Summary: There are people who know just the right thing to say in any given situation. You unfortunately are not one of those people.

Reader x Nero
Categories: DMC [Classic]
Characters: Dante, Nero
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1418 Read Count: 1353
[Report This] Published: 10/23/13 Updated: 10/23/13
Beloved by redraposo13 Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: He had the ability to blend in with the workforce effortlessly. But somehow, your eyes never left him. Though there were thousands made, he was different. He was one in a million. And you liked that about him.

David 8 x Reader
Categories: Prometheus
Characters: Charlie Holloway, David 8, Elizabeth Shaw, Fifield, Janek, Meredith Vickers, Millburn
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Reader-insert, Sci-Fi
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Character Death, Extreme Violence, Language, Lime, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 815 Read Count: 525
[Report This] Published: 10/28/13 Updated: 10/28/13
Burnt Rubber and Bullet Casings by redraposo13 Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary: A revival of the past, and a chance to do over what had gone wrong. You don't need permission to decide what you believe in. But there were new rules that you had to obey round here if you wanted to fit in. It was just so hard to survive in here the first time round. This time... this time would be different. You would make sure of it.
You are reckless, and people might not like it, but they better respect it.

And you better be ready to jump.

Greg Jenko/Brad McQuaid x Reader
Categories: 21 Jump Street
Characters: Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Drugs, Language, Lime, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2228 Read Count: 2260
[Report This] Published: 11/25/13 Updated: 10/03/14
Dangerous Game by Renohotness Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 14]
Summary: One is a man you met by chance, who stole your heart as easily as any trinket. The other is a charismatic millionaire determined to earn a name outside of his parent's shadows. One favor pulls you between them both in a game where the rules are always changing.


Sam x You x Rafe
(final TBD)
Categories: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Characters: Nathan Drake, Rafe Adler, Samuel Drake, Sully
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Language, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11472 Read Count: 6022
[Report This] Published: 06/05/16 Updated: 07/05/16
Devilish Kinks by un-deadcannibal Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

My collection of Devil May Cry reader-insert fics inspired by phandom-doodle's 100 Kinks challenge. (updates: daily or every few days)

WARNING: If you couldn't guess from the first note, this series will be really not safe for work. Not even joking. Dirty as fuck, dude. So, I wouldn't suggest opening this at the workplace. 

Hope you enjoy~


Categories: DMC [Classic]
Characters: Dante, Lady, Nero, Other, Trish, Various, Vergil
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Erotic, General, H/C, PWP, Reader-insert
Story Type: Collection, PWP, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Citrus, Crude Humor, Descriptive Blanks, Language, Lemon, Lime, Mild Adult Situations, Name Blanks, OOC
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18212 Read Count: 9463
[Report This] Published: 06/01/15 Updated: 11/15/15
Elven Pride by Navigator Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 32]
Summary: Perhaps the stubbornness of Dwarves was affecting you after all.

Elf!Reader/Legolas

The Hobbit (Movie Version)
Categories: Lord of the Rings
Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf, Legolas Greenleaf, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10019 Read Count: 5270
[Report This] Published: 12/29/14 Updated: 01/04/15
First Step by Renohotness Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: You'll be there even if it takes a million more.

You x Norman
For SinnisterAsylum
Categories: Heavy Rain
Characters: Carter Blake, Norman Jayden
Genres: Angst, Reader-insert
Story Type: One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Drugs, Game
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1820 Read Count: 2045
[Report This] Published: 10/22/13 Updated: 10/22/13
Home by Renohotness Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Words left unspoken can haunt you for a lifetime.

You x Norman
Norman's pov
For SinnisterAsylum
Categories: Heavy Rain
Characters: Norman Jayden
Genres: Angst
Story Type: One-Shot
Warnings: Game
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1171 Read Count: 1161
[Report This] Published: 10/22/13 Updated: 10/22/13
Language by deepsubmerge22 Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary: In order to learn a language, you must murder it before mastering it.

Reader x T'Challa/Black Panther
Categories: Avengers, The
Characters: Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: One-Shot
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 651 Read Count: 534
[Report This] Published: 11/12/16 Updated: 11/12/16
Make a Move by UltraVioletSoul Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: You did not know why he was so keen on saying it the whole time. Should you ask, anyways?

Gideon x Reader.
Categories: CoD: Advance Warfare
Characters: Gideon, Other
Genres: General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations
Series: Stories Untold
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 573 Read Count: 394
[Report This] Published: 11/04/14 Updated: 11/04/14
Misunderstandings by UltraVioletSoul Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary:
John knew it would not be an easy task but he never imagined it would be this hard.

[[ John MacTavish x Reader ]]

Categories: CoD: Modern Warfare
Characters: John "Soap" MacTavish, Other
Genres: Erotic, General, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Holiday, One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Lemon, Lime
Series: Stories Untold
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4054 Read Count: 219
[Report This] Published: 11/12/14 Updated: 11/12/14
No Means NO by SacredTear Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 30]
Summary: Thanks to your astonishing good looks and unfortunately skimpy work attire, you are constantly getting hit on by men of all ages, shapes, sizes, and looks. Since it happens so often, the way you have come to reject these 'pursuers' has become almost an art.

However, there is one certain handsome stranger who seems like he just won't take no for an answer.

Seriously. Why is the guy so damn determined to have sex with you?!


Reboot!Dante x You

THREE CHAPTER SMUT FIC! (with some smarmy-ness thrown in)
Categories: DMC [Reboot]
Characters: Dante
Genres: Erotic, PWP, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Ficlet, One-Shot, PWP, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Game, Language, Lemon, Mild Violence, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26444 Read Count: 5564
[Report This] Published: 08/11/14 Updated: 08/13/14
Order Shenanigans by Tenshikyo Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: When life at The Order becomes boring, it's up to you to make it more fun. If that happened to be at the expense of other members, then so be it.
Categories: DMC [Reboot]
Characters: Other, Vergil
Genres: Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Drabble
Warnings: Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 448 Read Count: 926
[Report This] Published: 05/24/14 Updated: 05/24/14
Second Chance by Byakko-chan Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 27]
Summary: Dante should have known that after messing around all those women someone was bound to end up knocked up.

If only he hadn't found out in such a horrible way... how could he cope with something he never knew he had... until it was already gone?

Even if it was just one time, will a true relationship form after such a thing? Is there really such a thing as second chances?

Dante/You
Categories: DMC [Classic]
Characters: Dante, Vergil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, H/C, Reader-insert, Romance, Supernatural/Paranormal, Tragedy, WAFF
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Situations, Descriptive Blanks, Extreme Violence, Language, Lemon, Lime, Name Blanks
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10501 Read Count: 3249
[Report This] Published: 10/28/13 Updated: 01/19/14
Secret Crush by Berenike Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 43]
Summary:
Secret crushes are always the hardest ones to manage, especially if the person you fall in love with is none other than your boss.

A guy so immersed into his job and with the sole desire to save the world from the demons and their terrible brainwash. Someone apparently so unreachable, yet closer than you may think.

He is caring, sympathetic and respectful, believing in you like nobody ever did so far.

And you can't help but wish to be the reason of that beautiful, sexy smile of his.

New!Vergil X Reader
Categories: DMC [Reboot]
Characters: Kat, Vergil
Genres: Angst, Dark, Erotic, Horror, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural/Paranormal
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 22294 Read Count: 14450
[Report This] Published: 10/22/13 Updated: 01/02/16
Seeing Red by sweet_lemonade Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: No one ever said that being in a relationship with a BSAA agent would be easy, but was it worth it?

Definitely.
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Chris Redfield, Finn Macauley, Piers Nivans, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2159 Read Count: 798
[Report This] Published: 12/21/13 Updated: 12/21/13
Stop me if you've heard this one by Real Lightning Rated: K+ Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: “They're sharing a drink they call loneliness

But it's better than drinking alone.”

- Billy Joel

[Chris/Reader]
Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Chris Redfield, Other
Genres: Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Drugs
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 598 Read Count: 664

[Report This] Published: 03/22/15 Updated: 03/22/15
Tag, You're It by Renohotness Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 97]
Summary: For as long as you've known them they've always competed. Who's the fastest? Strongest? Smartest? Except when it comes to you, they're more than willing to take turns.

Dante x You x Vergil
Categories: DMC [Classic]
Characters: Dante, Lady, Trish, Vergil
Genres: Reader-insert, Romance, Supernatural/Paranormal
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Language, Lemon, Lime, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 71386 Read Count: 55376
[Report This] Published: 11/05/13 Updated: 01/25/16
That's What She Said by Nico Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Dante x Reader x Nero
{CRACK}
One-Shot
Good things come to those who... Throw heavy objects.
Categories: DMC [Classic]
Characters: Dante, Nero, Vergil
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Reader-insert
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Ficlet
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3543 Read Count: 2788
[Report This] Published: 10/21/13 Updated: 10/24/13
The Little Book of Requests (and Torture) by Renohotness Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Here's the deal: give me a name and reason and I'll write it. Or try to. I make no official promise but if the idea sticks, you'll get it. Short and (with angst probably) sweet. I've gotten out of practice and these guys are gonna suffer for it.



You x Various

Requests on hold until I stop being a non-updating author.
Categories: DMC [Classic]
Characters: Dante, Nero
Genres: Angst, Reader-insert
Story Type: Collection
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3791 Read Count: 3388
[Report This] Published: 01/22/16 Updated: 05/04/16
Touch by Renohotness Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: You loved the whole of him but them you would always love just a little bit more.


You x Sam
Categories: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Characters: Samuel Drake
Genres: Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: One-Shot
Warnings: Adult Situations, Lime
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1238 Read Count: 252
[Report This] Published: 07/04/16 Updated: 07/04/16
When Your Soul Is Manifested... by RainbowSheep Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

...people get fucked up. Literally.

 

Star Platinum X Reader X Jotaro; It's just smut. Shameless smut with a love triangle.


Categories: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Characters: Jotaro Kujo, Other
Genres: Erotic, PWP, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: One-Shot, PWP, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Anime, Language, Lemon
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5246 Read Count: 1558
[Report This] Published: 09/22/15 Updated: 09/22/15