Penname: Absinthe [Contact] Real name: Hannah
Member Since: 10/18/13
Membership status: Member
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Hobbyist fanfiction writer since 2010. Mostly spending my days playing video games and hoping for an end to the Covid-19 pandemic. Currently obsessed with Call of Duty again.

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Stories by Absinthe
Songbird by Absinthe Rated: K+ [Reviews - 0]
Summary: After your family is slaughtered by Mongols, a golden bird brings you a samurai.

[Reader/Jin Sakai (Ghost of Tusushima)]
Categories: Games
Characters: Other
Genres: Angst, General, Tragedy
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: Tales of Tsushima
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 622 Read Count: 81
[Report This] Published: 08/02/20 Updated: 08/02/20
Spice by Absinthe Rated: M [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Because your alone time with Leon could never be boring as anyone would think.

[Reader x Leon S. Kennedy]
Categories: Resident Evil 4
Characters: Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: Erotic, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Flash Fic
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Crude Humor, Language, Lime
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 254 Read Count: 937
[Report This] Published: 11/08/13 Updated: 11/08/13
Summary: Having recently moved to Palm City for college and to join your friends' crew in the street racing game, you become the object of Officer Shaw's obsession.

Reader/Officer Danny Shaw (Need for Speed Heat)
Categories: Games
Characters: Other
Genres: Drama, General
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Game, Language, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6396 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: 03/18/20 Updated: 07/10/20
Standards by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 1]
Summary: That creepy bastard could never leave you alone.

[Reader x Ricardo Irving]
Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Ricardo Irving
Genres: Comedy, General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 243 Read Count: 759
[Report This] Published: 10/27/13 Updated: 10/27/13
Summary:

Neville just wanted Starbucks…


Categories: Wrestling
Characters: Other
Genres: General, Self-insert
Story Type: Non-smut, Self-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 480 Read Count: 590
[Report This] Published: 05/25/16 Updated: 05/25/16
Stay by Absinthe Rated: M [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Keeping Leon around was actually quite easier than you thought.

[Reader x Leon S. Kennedy]

{My end of a fic trade with Baratheon from Quizilla.}
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: General, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: Language, Lime, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 249 Read Count: 1408
[Report This] Published: 11/11/13 Updated: 11/11/13
Summary:
That boring barista life of yours takes a new turn once Leon Kennedy stops by.

Reader/Leon S. Kennedy (if you squint)
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 378 Read Count: 449
[Report This] Published: 09/10/16 Updated: 09/10/16
Supply Run by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: The Reader accompanies Shane Walsh on a supply run.

[Season 2 setting]
Categories: Walking Dead, The
Characters: Shane Walsh
Genres: General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Ficlet
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 602 Read Count: 579
[Report This] Published: 10/07/15 Updated: 10/07/15
Sword by Absinthe Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Alistair surprises the Grey Warden with a new blade. [OC/Alistair]
Categories: Dragon Age: Origins
Characters: Alistair
Genres: Alt, General
Story Type: Drabble, Non-smut
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 216 Read Count: 151
[Report This] Published: 10/11/17 Updated: 10/11/17
Summary: A collection of Reader-Insert fanfic for Jin Sakai so I don't have to keep posting new works, I can just add installments to the chapters here.
Categories: Games
Characters: Other
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, General, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Series: Tales of Tsushima
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 454 Read Count: 140
[Report This] Published: 08/22/20 Updated: 08/22/20
Teenager Woes by Absinthe Rated: K [Reviews - 2]
Summary:
Raising both of Leon's teenage kids wasn't easy, and this time you planned to make him spend some time with them.

Married!Reader/Leon S. Kennedy
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 373 Read Count: 500
[Report This] Published: 09/10/16 Updated: 09/10/16
Text Messages by Absinthe Rated: K+ [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Someone on tumblr once said that Steve was the meme friend and I have no doubts about it.

OC/Steve Forsing

Sicario (2015)
Categories: Sicario
Characters: Steve Forsing
Genres: Comedy, General
Story Type: Non-smut
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 562 Read Count: 87
[Report This] Published: 11/17/19 Updated: 11/17/19
The Gardener by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 2]
Summary: You are secretly Rafe Adler’s guardian angel, but he only knows you as the gardener that comes each week to take care of his enormous yard.
Categories: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Characters: Rafe Adler
Genres: Alt, Reader-insert
Story Type: Ficlet, Non-smut
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 386 Read Count: 121
[Report This] Published: 09/08/17 Updated: 09/08/17
Summary: Jacob’s newest assistant plays mind games with the Deputy.

Reader/Jacob Seed
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Jacob Seed
Genres: Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble, Non-smut
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 251 Read Count: 120
[Report This] Published: 07/09/18 Updated: 07/09/18
The Snake by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 1]
Summary: While pulling weeds in the flower bed, you find the snake that Rafe had attacked a couple weeks ago.
Categories: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Characters: Rafe Adler
Genres: Alt, Dark, General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Non-smut
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 519 Read Count: 137
[Report This] Published: 09/08/17 Updated: 09/08/17
Summary:

You’re a mercenary with a past, however, the DSO has hired you to assist Agent Sherry Birkin in the search for the infamous Jake Muller. It seems like your typical mission… but nothing is ever easy.

[Reader x Jake Muller]

Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Jake Muller, Sherry Birkin, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Horror, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10633 Read Count: 1528
[Report This] Published: 08/02/16 Updated: 09/24/16
Summary: The Deputy has been kidnapped by cultists, and brought to an isolated compound to be interrogated by Joseph and John Seed. However she isn't making things easy for them.

Joseph Seed/Deputy/John Seed
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: Hurk Drubman Jr., John Seed, Joseph Seed, Sharky Boshaw
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, General
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 639 Read Count: 83
[Report This] Published: 03/17/19 Updated: 03/17/19
Summary:

Being Wesker's right-hand man wasn't going to be as easy as you'd hoped.

[Reader x Albert Wesker; slight Reader x Chris Redfield might I add]


Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Albert Wesker, Chris Redfield, Sheva Alomar
Genres: Action/Adventure, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 358 Read Count: 501
[Report This] Published: 08/09/16 Updated: 08/09/16
Trouble by Absinthe Rated: K+ [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Chris could never avoid Snowy, no matter how hard he tried.

[OC x Chris Redfield]
Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: General
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 146 Read Count: 630
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
Troublemaker by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Dep’s day of joyriding around Hope County. (Reader/John Seed)
Categories: Far Cry 5
Characters: John Seed, Sharky Boshaw
Genres: Action/Adventure, Romance
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 439 Read Count: 138
[Report This] Published: 06/10/18 Updated: 06/10/18
TV Time by Absinthe Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Steve comes by to see what you're up to.

Reader/Steve Haines
Categories: Grand Theft Auto V
Characters: Steve Haines
Genres: General
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 194 Read Count: 57
[Report This] Published: 07/25/20 Updated: 07/25/20
Visit by Absinthe Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary: After witnessing Sam survive his near-death experience in a Panamanian prison, you decide to pay him a visit. Although, he has no idea you came back.

Sam/guardian angel!Reader
Categories: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Characters: Samuel Drake
Genres: General
Story Type: Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: Samuel Drake's Guardian Angel
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 496 Read Count: 230
[Report This] Published: 02/07/17 Updated: 02/07/17
Summary: Fifteen years have passed and you soon find Sam up to his usual shenanigans.

Sam/Guardian angel!Reader
Categories: Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Characters: Samuel Drake
Genres: General, H/C
Story Type: Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: Samuel Drake's Guardian Angel
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 777 Read Count: 320
[Report This] Published: 02/21/17 Updated: 02/21/17
Summary:
”When you love somebody it's hard to think about anything but to breathe”

(title based off the song by Fruit Bats)

Tales of falling in love on the battlefield, and other places.

[Reader x Various]

In response to Byakko-chan’s “Love” challenge


Categories: Resident Evil 4, Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, Resident Evil: Revelations
Characters: Various
Genres: General, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence
Challenges: "Love"
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9113 Read Count: 16159
[Report This] Published: 08/11/16 Updated: 08/28/16
Wi-Fi by Absinthe Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: It's one of those fics where I ship the Reader with Bobby because it be like that. Enjoy~

Bobby Fish/Reader
Categories: Wrestling
Characters: Other
Genres: Comedy, General
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230 Read Count: 115
[Report This] Published: 12/15/19 Updated: 12/15/19