Penname: Chalky [Contact] Real name: Han E. Dangerously
Member Since: 10/18/13
Membership status: Member
Bio:



Call me Hanns. I want to fly fighter jets, but I'm partially afraid of being in the air, so I'll stick to fan fiction and video games.
Find me on AO3, Luna, and Assassins Den. Catch you guys later.
(pic belongs to me)

~xxx~

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Lunaescence | AssassinsDen: 1/2 | AO3


Disclaimer: I do not own the fandoms I write for, though I do own any OCs specified in a story. I am simply writing for pleasure, not profit.

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Gender: Female
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Stories by Chalky
A Real Beefcake by Chalky Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Your boring desk job gets a bit of a kick in the pants when you find out you'll be keeping an eye on Chris Redfield.

[Reader x Chris Redfield]


Categories: Resident Evil: Revelations
Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: Comedy, General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 555 Read Count: 161
[Report This] Published: 08/03/16 Updated: 08/03/16
Summary: Some people just need to learn they can't stay innocent forever.. So they turn and bitch about Lemons.
Categories: Rants
Characters: None
Genres: General
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 668 Read Count: 788
[Report This] Published: 11/15/13 Updated: 11/15/13
Bad Aim by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: [slight-OC/Nick]

Gloria thinks she has a Hunter in her sights. However, chance proves otherwise.
Categories: Left 4 Dead
Characters: Coach, Ellis, Nick, Rochelle
Genres: Comedy, General
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 295 Read Count: 36
[Report This] Published: 10/25/16 Updated: 10/25/16
Balance by Chalky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

It's your first run-in with a BOW as a BSAA agent in Africa, and things get a little bit hot. (not in that sense..)

[Reader x Chris Redfield]


Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Chris Redfield, Sheva Alomar
Genres: General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 365 Read Count: 174
[Report This] Published: 08/05/16 Updated: 08/05/16
Candy Hearts by Chalky Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Piers figures that if you give some, you get some .... right?

[OC x Piers Nivans]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Piers Nivans
Genres: General
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 236 Read Count: 1007
[Report This] Published: 11/13/13 Updated: 11/13/13
Captain's Pet by Chalky Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 10]
Summary:
He was your team captain, and your secret crush. However, admitting your true feelings wouldn't be easy...

[Reader x Chris Redfield]
[OC x Piers Nivans]

Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Chris Redfield, Piers Nivans
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, General, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 21458 Read Count: 8981
[Report This] Published: 11/06/13 Updated: 08/01/16
Cold as Ice by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 1]
Summary: After a trip to hell; you find that your friend was not as she seems anymore.

[Slight!Reader x Dean Winchester]
Categories: Supernatural
Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Reader-insert, Self-insert, Supernatural/Paranormal
Story Type: Flash Fic
Warnings: Crude Humor, OOC
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 347 Read Count: 587
[Report This] Published: 11/02/13 Updated: 11/02/13
Death by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Finn gave it his all, getting you out of harm's way was his reward.

[Reader x Finn Macauley]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Finn Macauley
Genres: Angst, Dark, Drama
Story Type: Death Fic, Drabble
Warnings: Character Death, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 268 Read Count: 644
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
DJ of the Dead by Chalky Rated: M [Reviews - 0] New!
Summary: Danielle Fargo is the resident radio DJ of Tall Oaks, USA. But after a virus outbreak threatens her temporary home and the rest of humanity; Danielle must step out of her comfort zone if she wants to survive.

[Original Character x Leon S. Kennedy]

Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Helena Harper, Leon S. Kennedy, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Dark, Drama, Hope, Horror, Romance
Story Type: None
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13195 Read Count: 374
[Report This] Published: 08/28/16 Updated: 11/24/16
Dumbo Days by Chalky Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Hannah and Neville go to Disney World in Florida, though she teases him the entire time.

[Neville/Original Character]


Categories: Wrestling
Characters: Other
Genres: Comedy, General, Self-insert
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Non-smut, Self-Insert
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1267 Read Count: 157
[Report This] Published: 05/14/16 Updated: 05/14/16
Family by Chalky Rated: K Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Just another day of being happily married to Chris Redfield.

[Reader x Chris Redfield]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Chris Redfield, Piers Nivans
Genres: General
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 212 Read Count: 1045
[Report This] Published: 12/27/13 Updated: 12/27/13
Summary:

I found an old rant of mine that's actually still true to this day about Quotev's fan fiction, and why I've chosen not to post new stuff there anymore. It's mostly Ama's pointless complaining to be honest..


Categories: Rants
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Tragedy
Story Type: None
Warnings: Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 471 Read Count: 231
[Report This] Published: 08/06/16 Updated: 08/06/16
Summary:
{Spitefic} Jake and Ashlynn meet Leon Kennedy, Helena Harper, and Hannah for the first time, and things get a little uncomfortable at first.

Hinted!Reader/Jake Muller; Self Insert/Leon S. Kennedy


Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Helena Harper, Jake Muller, Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: Comedy, Self-insert
Story Type: Drabble, Self-Insert
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 707 Read Count: 98
[Report This] Published: 09/05/16 Updated: 09/05/16
Hope by Chalky Rated: K+ Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Letting him go was damn near impossible, but you had no choice.

[Reader x Piers Nivans]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Piers Nivans
Genres: Angst, Drama, Reader-insert, Tragedy
Story Type: Death Fic, Drabble
Warnings: Character Death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121 Read Count: 729
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
Iluzija Hunt by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Snowy has a close run-in with the terror known as the Iluzija.

[OC x Chris Redfield]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Chris Redfield, Piers Nivans
Genres: Comedy, Horror
Story Type: Ficlet
Warnings: Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 927 Read Count: 535
[Report This] Published: 10/28/13 Updated: 10/28/13
Indestructible by Chalky Rated: K Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: There were a lot of things you loved about Chris Redfield, one of those just happened to be his arms.

[Reader x Chris Redfield]
Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: Comedy
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 122 Read Count: 748
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
Kingdom of Rust by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 1]
Summary: He was your savior in this barred hellhole the group took refuge in.

[Reader x Daryl Dixon]
Categories: Walking Dead, The
Characters: Daryl Dixon
Genres: Horror, Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: Spoilers, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 285 Read Count: 645
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
Laundry Day by Chalky Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Laundry days were the best days when you lived with Chris Redfield.

[Reader x Chris Redfield]
Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: Romance
Story Type: Flash Fic, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Game, Lime
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 366 Read Count: 520
[Report This] Published: 12/05/13 Updated: 12/05/13
Man in Black by Chalky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 0]
Summary: You were on your last legs and ready to be eaten, but fate had other plans.

[Reader x Daryl Dixon]
Categories: Walking Dead, The
Characters: Daryl Dixon
Genres: Drama, Hope, Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 163 Read Count: 550
[Report This] Published: 11/02/13 Updated: 11/02/13
Oh, Sailor Man by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

With Chris gone on a mission, you plan to surprise him when he gets back.

[Reader x Chris Redfield]


Categories: Resident Evil: Revelations
Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Comic, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 433 Read Count: 125
[Report This] Published: 08/03/16 Updated: 08/03/16
Overprotective by Chalky Rated: K [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Today was the day you discovered how much of a handful your husband Chris Redfield was.

Wife!Reader x Husband!Chris Redfield


Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Chris Redfield
Genres: Alt, General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Drabble, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Name Blanks
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 326 Read Count: 241
[Report This] Published: 08/28/16 Updated: 08/28/16
Passion by Chalky Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Helena and Furball weren't going to be back in a while, and you couldn't help yourself in the least bit. Still, it is Leon S. Kennedy; the man who saved your ass countless times from death...

[Reader x Leon S. Kennedy] | {Furball is my OC~}
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Helena Harper, Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: Reader-insert
Story Type: Flash Fic
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Language, Lemon, Lime
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 435 Read Count: 1343
[Report This] Published: 10/28/13 Updated: 10/28/13
Reason by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: It was happening again, just like Raccoon City.

[ *slight* OC x Leon S. Kennedy]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Leon S. Kennedy
Genres: Angst, Dark
Story Type: Drabble
Warnings: Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 138 Read Count: 522
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
Reset by Chalky Rated: K+ [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Snowy's mental state suffers horribly after Piers' death. But she can't give up on life just yet.

[Implied!OC x Piers Nivans]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Piers Nivans
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hope
Story Type: Flash Fic
Warnings: Lyrics
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 355 Read Count: 414
[Report This] Published: 10/25/13 Updated: 10/25/13
Shark Week by Chalky Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: All he wanted to do was work on his paperwork, and Snowy had to go and ruin it.

[OC x Piers Nivans]
Categories: Resident Evil 6
Characters: Piers Nivans
Genres: Comedy, General
Story Type: Ficlet
Warnings: Crude Humor, Language, Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 663 Read Count: 491
[Report This] Published: 11/07/13 Updated: 11/07/13