Penname: Dantya Noire [Contact] Real name: ಠ_ಠ
Member Since: 10/17/13
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Hey, doll, what's the haps?
I'm [redacted], but my guild calls me Jet and those lads and lassies are decent, so that'll do.
If you have any questions and/or concerns about the site, feel free to ask me. I'll either answer them or direct you to someone who can.

[ About ]

I'm an Eastern Cherokee knit-master diva with a butt that won't quit and an addiction to ginger snaps and ginger ale. I'm attracted to odd people and yell a lot. I'm gonna go ahead and apologize in advance for all the Arishok/Jack/Vaas/Thane/random Orsimer in Skyrim/Thresh/Pantheon/Ulfric/Brynjolf/Eir Stagalkin/Benny/??? fanfiction I'm going to throw out; I'm a bad person and should feel great shame.
If it's late and you're wondering who is validating your stories at such a time, point fingers to me. It's usually my fault.



[ Idk writing I guess ]

My writings range from things people care about to things no one wanted wow why are you doing this you monster you.


[ currently working on ]
lmao this is all lies and needs to be updated


"#ridethebull" - Dragon Age: Inquisition; Adaar/The Iron Bull
"Tidal" - Dragon Age: Inquisition: Adaar/Blackwall
"Old Enough to Be" - GTA V; Reader/Michael
"Stormchaser" - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance; Reader/Jetstream Sam


[ in hiding ; on hiatus ]

"5:3" - Mass Effect; pairing undecided (there might be none, perhaps; I'm not altogether certain)
"An Obsession in Parts" - Dragon Age 2; F!Hawke/Sebastian (in first-person, but Hawke is left undescribed)
"Athazagoraphobia" - Yu-Gi-Oh; Reader/Seto Kaiba
"literally everything else i've written what's up" - various; various pairings

[ to post ; eventual writings ]

"Of Souls and Summoners" - League of Legends; Reader/Thresh
"Might and Glory " title to be changed - League of Legends; Reader/Pantheon
"Breaking a Sweat" - Mass Effect; Reader/James Vega
A bunch of Guild Wars 2 things; wow is it embarrassing how much I dig that game
"Altogether, Completely Memorable" - Dragon Age 2; F!Hawke/Arishok
"The Burden of Duty" - Dragon Age: Origins; Loghain/Reader (yeAH WHAT COME AT ME)
"A Bushel and a Peck" - Fallout: New Vegas; F!Courier/Benny
"magnesium iron silicate hydroxide" - Deus Ex: Human Revolution; Reader/Adam Jensen
"Mages in the Marches" - Dragon Age 2; Reader/Anders
"Coma Genesis" - Devil May Cry (Classic); Reader/Dante (hu)
"Selfie Status" - Far Cry 4; Reader/Pagan Min
"modern da:i au trashbaby hella" - Dragon Age: Inquisition; various pairings

[ current knitting project ]
- [ x ] ; in similar colors

We'll bang, okay?

Gender: Undisclosed
Beta-reader: Yes
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Stories by Dantya Noire
Summary: In which Adaar and Iron Bull bone.
A lot.
Because they're inventive and there's lots of nooks and crannies, both in Skyhold and in them.

(Adaar/The Iron Bull, various kinks)

Categories: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Characters: Iron Bull, The Inquisitor
Genres: Comedy, Erotic, PWP, Romance
Story Type: Collection
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Citrus, Crude Humor, Language, Lemon, Lime, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3287 Read Count: 939
[Report This] Published: 12/01/14 Updated: 05/19/15
5:3 by Dantya Noire Rated: MA [Reviews - 3]
Summary: "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Categories: Mass Effect
Characters: Shepard
Genres: Action/Adventure, Dark, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Crude Humor, Game, Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 541 Read Count: 186
[Report This] Published: 10/22/13 Updated: 10/22/13
Summary: It's kind of a big deal. It might almost be a problem. Hawke lavishes attention on her affianced in parts, in chapters that hint at a whole. (Reader/Sebastian)
Categories: Dragon Age II
Characters: Sebastian Vael
Genres: Reader-insert
Story Type: Collection, Ficlet, Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Language, Lime
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 940 Read Count: 499
[Report This] Published: 10/21/13 Updated: 10/21/13
Summary: Crisis strikes in the most unfortunate of manners, at the most inconvenient of times. Loss should be definite, an act so final that grief is allowed, and, in most cases, encouraged. When loss isn’t definite the human psyche is confused, damaged, and possibly even broken. Faced with the outer shell of you, the inner workings of an unknown, and the memories that only half of the union has, what is a man to do? (Reader-x-Kaiba)
Categories: Yu-Gi-Oh!
Characters: Mokuba Kaiba, Seto Kaiba
Genres: Angst, Reader-insert, Romance, Tragedy
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Drugs, Extreme Violence, Language, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2022 Read Count: 204
[Report This] Published: 10/22/13 Updated: 10/22/13
Boop by Dantya Noire Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.
Categories: Far Cry 3
Characters: Vaas
Genres: Reader-insert
Story Type: Ficlet, Non-smut, One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Series: cacoethes scribendi
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 852 Read Count: 971
[Report This] Published: 01/19/14 Updated: 01/19/14
Of Jericho by Dantya Noire Rated: M Liked [Reviews - 7]
Summary: (dedicated to Renohotness) At the start, it was the apocalypse finally jumped from the pages of each foretelling novel that found solace in telling its readers of their impending destruction. But, by the end of it all, it'll only have been a Tuesday.

(Rick/Reader/Daryl)
Categories: Walking Dead, The
Characters: Daryl Dixon, Merle Dixon, Michonne, Rick Grimes
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2248 Read Count: 772
[Report This] Published: 10/28/13 Updated: 11/25/13
Summary: "...My daughter!" He repeats several times, a mantra to himself. But his actions never coalesce completely with his words if the eagerness of his hands is anything to go by. (Reader/Michael)
Categories: Grand Theft Auto V
Characters: Michael Townley
Genres: Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Drabble, Non-smut, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2776 Read Count: 8879
[Report This] Published: 11/21/13 Updated: 03/28/14
Refesber by Dantya Noire Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: If anyone asks, you were taking a vacation. Not sitting in a burned-out husk of a building, not fleeing for your life, and most certainly not getting involved with "gentlemen" of questionable vocations. (Reader/ಠ_ಠ)
Categories: Grand Theft Auto V
Characters: Other, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Language, Lime, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 639 Read Count: 240
[Report This] Published: 01/19/14 Updated: 01/19/14
Summary: Synopsis: What do you give the girl that wants it all? (F!Inquisitor/Cullen ; F!Inquisitor/Solas)

Secret Santa present for Renohotness.
Categories: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Characters: Cullen, Reader, Solas, The Inquisitor
Genres: PWP
Story Type: Ficlet, One-Shot, PWP
Warnings: Adult Situations, Language, Lemon
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2253 Read Count: 328
[Report This] Published: 01/01/15 Updated: 01/01/15
Sociable by Dantya Noire Rated: M [Reviews - 1]
Summary: She is a deity of fury, personified as human, deigning to speak to you and--instead of paying attention--you can only poke and prod her into action. (Reader/Jack)
Categories: Mass Effect
Characters: Jack, Shepard
Genres: Reader-insert, Yuri
Story Type: Ficlet, Non-smut, One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Language, Yuri
Series: cacoethes scribendi
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 895 Read Count: 388
[Report This] Published: 10/22/13 Updated: 10/22/13
Summary: Aisling Vexwind, Norn elementalist, is a fitting example of most words that come to mind when one thinks of the towering people that inhabit her race. She is fierce, intimidating, rough around the edges, and demanding when it comes to her liquor. She wields her tongue as if it were her dagger and barely has time for those hindering her duties.

Sigvaldi Fjarsson is one of those people. A budding guardian with a rather cocky swagger, he has taken to the rather shut-in Aisling with a fervor that excites and confuses her all at the same time. Alas, time will not allow her to dwell on this new development that confounds her so thoroughly, and impedes her at every moment.

(A rather long-taking story, the synopsis will more than likely be looked over several times because I’m incredibly nitpicky.)
Categories: Guild Wars 2
Characters: Human, Norn, Original Character, Other, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Dark, Erotic, Romance
Story Type: Original Fanfiction
Warnings: Abuse, Adult Situations, Language, No Warning, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1686 Read Count: 101
[Report This] Published: 06/29/14 Updated: 06/29/14
Squint by Dantya Noire Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Particle effects are the leading cause of poor vision in burdened guardians. Aisling takes care of her own.
Categories: Guild Wars 2
Characters: Norn, Original Character
Genres: General, Romance
Story Type: Ficlet, Non-smut, One-Shot
Warnings: No Warning
Series: Of Winter and Spring
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 822 Read Count: 515
[Report This] Published: 06/28/14 Updated: 06/28/14
Steam by Dantya Noire Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: A female charr's warband, fresh from a routine patrol, bunks down for the evening in preparation for the journey back to the Black Citadel.
Categories: Guild Wars 2
Characters: Charr
Genres: General
Story Type: One-Shot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1858 Read Count: 536
[Report This] Published: 09/17/14 Updated: 09/17/14
Summary: The apocalypse hadn't drifted in as you expected it to. There was no slow, steady ferocity to the Cordyceps, no gentle ushering of the beastly behaviors of man. You remember it all so clearly, the fall of humanity. If you close your eyes, it plays back, a relentless recording that haunts your dreams. Ominous. Foreboding.

Years later, and you are still haunted by memories, by doing what you must to survive. But the anniversary of the event dawns and--in honor of memories--you must celebrate. (Joel/Reader)
Categories: Last of Us, The
Characters: Joel
Genres: Action/Adventure, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Ficlet, Holiday
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13496 Read Count: 5067
[Report This] Published: 01/06/14 Updated: 01/06/14
Tidal by Dantya Noire Rated: T Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: She is strength where he is weak, and, though he knows he cannot keep her, he is still lost. (Blackwall/Adaar)
Categories: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Characters: Blackwall, The Inquisitor
Genres: Angst, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Ficlet
Warnings: Adult Situations, Language, Spoilers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 306 Read Count: 506
[Report This] Published: 12/01/14 Updated: 12/01/14
Summary: When one is in possession of a significant other, it stands to reason that they'll want to dote on them. When one is in possession of a significant other that has been named "the psychotic biotic", it stands to reason that "doting" might come with or without possible resistance.

Nothing the galaxy's savior can't handle! (Jack/Reader)
Categories: Mass Effect
Characters: Jack, Shepard
Genres: Angst, Erotic, Yuri
Story Type: Holiday, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Citrus, Language, Lemon, Spoilers, Yuri
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2582 Read Count: 313
[Report This] Published: 03/28/14 Updated: 03/28/14