Penname: Real Lightning [Contact] Real name: Has Double-Jointed Thumbs
Member Since: 11/10/13
Membership status: Member
Bio:
Hi, I'm Real Lightning on Luna and now I'm happy to be Real Lightning here! If I'm ever slow to respond I apologize, but I always love hearing from you, no matter what.



Current Goals:
- I'm going to try and synch up my Luna and Ghosts accounts, meaning you'll see a lot of cross-posted work. I figure it doesn't hurt to have them in two spots at once, and it'll keep me from getting too mixed up, I hope! I also think it'll jar me into finishing some of my older stories that I've let languish.
Gender: Undisclosed
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Stories by Real Lightning
Summary: A courier's normal pay isn't particularly thrilling, which is why you've gotten comfy taking less than legal jobs on the side. Your talents draw you into a Vinewood dispute that spills onto the streets, and the crew you find yourself running with is playing for keeps.

[slight Reader/Michael] [gender neutral Reader]
Categories: Grand Theft Auto V
Characters: Franklin Clinton, Michael Townley, Other, Trevor Phillips, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, General, Reader-insert
Story Type: Reader-Insert
Warnings: Language, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5731 Read Count: 1234
[Report This] Published: 07/31/14 Updated: 03/15/15
Summary: "For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream."

— Vincent Van Gogh
Categories: Naruto
Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Obito Uchiha
Genres: Drama, General
Story Type: One-Shot
Warnings: No Warning
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 830 Read Count: 640
[Report This] Published: 04/09/15 Updated: 04/09/15
Boned by Real Lightning Rated: MA Liked [Reviews - 14]
Summary: boned (bōnd)
v.
1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable
2. The state or quality of being post coitus
As a hostage shinigami amongst the Espada, it's probably too much to hope for any kind of peace and quiet.
(this is basically CYOA smut! (ヮ ) characters will be added as they appear~)
Categories: Bleach
Characters: Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Nnoitra Gilga, Szayelaporro Granz
Genres: CYOA, Erotic, PWP, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: CYOA, PWP, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6577 Read Count: 6395
[Report This] Published: 11/10/13 Updated: 11/24/13
Summary: Let's just bang a bunch of the captains. Just, all of them. Every single one. We're gonna do it.
Categories: Bleach
Characters: Byakuya Kuchiki, Kenpachi Zaraki, Kensei Muguruma, Rōjūrō Ōtoribashi, Sajin Komamura
Genres: Erotic, PWP, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, PWP, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Language, Spoilers, Yuri
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14931 Read Count: 9116
[Report This] Published: 11/15/13 Updated: 02/03/14
Footsie by Real Lightning Rated: T [Reviews - 0]
Summary: Those shoes were three-hundred freaking dollars.
She got them.
[DantexLady]
Categories: DMC [Classic]
Characters: Dante, Lady
Genres: Comedy, Romance
Story Type: One-Shot
Warnings: Mild Adult Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1646 Read Count: 649
[Report This] Published: 03/20/15 Updated: 03/20/15
Summary:

I heard my destiny calling me, and the song it sang was a hymn to Homestuck.

"You should totally write smut for every troll, in an idyllic alternate universe where everyone coexists fairly peacefully and have nothing better to do but live normal, peaceful lives, and bang a lot," my destiny murmured, gently guiding me to my computer.

"Rad." I whispered.

Reader/EVERYONE (=w= )/

(characters/additional warnings will be added as new chapters are!)
Categories: Homestuck
Characters: Equius Zahhak
Genres: PWP, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Alternate Universe, Collection, PWP, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, BDSM/Fetish, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5975 Read Count: 1013

[Report This] Published: 11/16/13 Updated: 11/19/13
Summary: [Formerly 'Avengers, Assorted'!] “Ah, but I don’t blame you; I’ll never burn as brilliantly as you. It’s only fair that I should be the one to chase you across ten, twenty-five, a hundred lifetimes until I find the one where you’ll return to me.”

-25 Lives by Tongari

[Gender neutral]Reader/Various

Done for Straw's "Another 100 Word Challenge!"
Categories: Avengers, The, Iron Man
Characters: Bruce Banner/The Hulk, James Rhodes/War Machine, Other, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark/Iron Man, Various
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy, Drama, General, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: Collection, Drabble, One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Drugs, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers
Challenges: Another 100 Word Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8144 Read Count: 5404
[Report This] Published: 04/17/15 Updated: 04/09/16
Summary: “They're sharing a drink they call loneliness

But it's better than drinking alone.”

- Billy Joel

[Chris/Reader]
Categories: Resident Evil 5
Characters: Chris Redfield, Other
Genres: Comedy, Reader-insert, Romance
Story Type: One-Shot, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Drugs
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 598 Read Count: 574

[Report This] Published: 03/22/15 Updated: 03/22/15
Summary: With the cops hot on your trail, you may be facing hard time ahead of you.

M/Reader/T
Categories: Grand Theft Auto V
Characters: Michael Townley, Trevor Phillips
Genres: Comedy, Reader-insert
Story Type: Ficlet, Reader-Insert
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1020 Read Count: 677
[Report This] Published: 07/02/14 Updated: 07/02/14